Do you ever sit and think about life and why you live and what’s your purpose and what’s the point of living if you can’t possibly think of one purpose to live cause I do that a lot

(via bastille)

✖ 21 hours ago


next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.”  they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”

(via botanicangel)

✖ 2 days ago